THE GARBAGE PAIL KIDS MOVIE
Yes, this is it: the 1987 Hollywood flop based on the Garbage Pail Kids stickers from the eighties
GAME OVER
This is the scary inverse of HOME ALONE, a French thriller that replaces the former film’s family-friendly pukiness with darkness and perversity
FLOODING
It’s always great, after sitting through hours of no-budget trash, to be rewarded by a film of real merit…especially after you’ve spent part of that time viewing something like FLOODING!
GALAXY OF TERROR
GALAXY OF TERROR isn’t the best of the many ALIEN wannabes, but it is the most outrageous—and, hence, the most fun
FLESH FEAST
Here’s one for you crap movie buffs: a Hitler-resurrected movie starring onetime Hollywood starlet Veronica Lake in her final role
THE FLESH EATERS
A vintage gorefest that hasn’t dated well, but does at least contain some impressively noirish photography and lots of endearingly goofy special effects
5150 ELM’S WAY
After PONTYPOOL this was the finest Canadian horror film of 2009, a consistently surprising, shocking and suspenseful chiller that plays like a particularly demented variant on THE STEPFATHER
LUTHER THE GEEK
There are some eye-catching gore effects in this nineties low budgeter, and a memorably depraved lead character
LUMINOUS MOSS
A Japanese made depiction of wartime cannibalism that’s reasonably striking with its restrained yet startlingly graphic approach
LUCKY SKY DIAMOND
The LSD of the title is entirely appropriate, this being a seriously bizarre Japanese gore fest