SONG OF SPIDER-MAN

Here we get the inside story of SPIDER-MAN: TURN OFF THE DARK, apparently the “Most Controversial Musical in Broadway History.”

I BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS

France was the source of this 1984 Christmas themed atrocity, which is horrendous—albeit quite endearingly so

CLOUDS

Filipino horror trash that was apparently marketed as a porno flick in its native land—a designation that isn’t entirely off the mark given the copious sex scenes and trashy overall vibe