Horror Movie Mash-Ups

The genesis of the following piece occurred upon seeing PREDATOR for the first time. That was back in 1987, and I, naïve though I was back then, couldn’t help but flash back to two then-recent hits: RAMBO from 1985 and the following year’s ALIENS

COLONY

An ultra-low budget exercise in bodily mutation horror that should please cult movie fans…provided they’re in a very forgiving mood!

CLASS OF 1999

Q: What do you get when you pair Malcolm McDowell as the principal of a school, with Stacey Keach and Pam Grier as android teachers on a killing rampage? A: Lots of ultra-violent fun!

CHICKEN PARK

An Italian take-off on JURASSIC PARK—and my God, what a piece of shit!

CHERRY FALLS

A vindictive psycho is stalking virgin teens in 1999’s CHERRY FALLS, one of the best late-nineties SCREAM wannabes

CEMETERY MAN

An interesting item from director Dario Argento disciple Michele Soavi, who seems to have at last come into his own