LINNEA QUIGLEY’S HORROR WORKOUT
A time-capsule from an era in which such monumental silliness wasn’t merely tolerated but embraced wholeheartedly
NIGHTMARE ALLEY (Film 2021)
The second film to be adapted from William Lindsay Gresham’s classic novel was this ambitious production by the inimitable Guillermo Del Toro
TWO
A Spanish made Netflixer about a man and a woman who awaken in a strange room with their stomachs stitched together
KIRK CAMERON’S SAVING CHRISTMAS
It takes some doing to make a film that ranks with bad Christmas movie classics like SANTA CLAUS, but this 2014 production handily accomplishes that feat
SANTA’S CHRISTMAS ELF (NAMED CALVIN)
I’d long believed SANTA AND THE ICE CREAM BUNNY was the absolute cheapest Christmas movie in existence. Turns out I was wrong, as SANTA’S CHRISTMAS ELF (NAMED CALVIN) is even cheaper
FUN IN BALLOONLAND
There simply aren’t enough bad things to say about this holiday atrocity from 1965
BENEDETTA
A prestige film that is, conversely, every bit as trashy and exploitive as anyone could desire
SOUTHLAND TALES
In which, as often occurs in sophomore films, the writer-director went completely berserk
THE THEATRE OF MR. AND MRS. KABAL
The debut feature by the great Walerian Borowczyk that’s “meant for adults only”
THE HUMANS
A new contender for the Ideal Dysfunctional Thanksgiving Movie!