THINGS

A film that allegedly “defines what cult really is,” the Canadian THINGS has also been called the worst movie ever made. Yes, that claim is one that has been made about innumerable films over the years, but in this case it may well be accurate

TALES FROM THE QUADEAD ZONE

A 3-part anthology flick from crap movie auteur Chester N. Turner, which given his pedigree is every bit as astoundingly horrible as you might expect

DRACULA SUCKS

Here’s something I’m sure we’ve all been waiting for: a DRACULA porno!

REPTILICUS

Some movies are just too stupid to be ignored. Case in point: REPTILCUS, Denmark’s answer to GODZILLA, and a deeply, profoundly, unbelievably stupid movie

RATS–NIGHT OF TERROR

Italian trashola from 1983 that sees sleaze maven Bruno Mattei, a.k.a. Vincent Dawn, take on the popular post-nuke genre with a dash of WILLARD (in the form of mutant rats)

RAT PFINK A BOO BOO

Take three murderous scumbags, two cut-rate superheroes, several rock and roll music numbers, some dumb-assed slapstick, a seemingly never-ending chase through the streets of LA, a guy in a cheesy gorilla suit and a final showdown in Topanga Canyon (whose scenery the director couldn’t resist) and you’ve got RAT PFINK A BOO BOO

GOING HOLLYWOOD

This book, written by the director of LUNATICS: A LOVE STORY and ALIEN APOCALYPSE, is required reading for anyone considering a filmmaking career