DRACULA SUCKS

Here’s something I’m sure we’ve all been waiting for: a DRACULA porno!

REPTILICUS

Some movies are just too stupid to be ignored. Case in point: REPTILCUS, Denmark’s answer to GODZILLA, and a deeply, profoundly, unbelievably stupid movie

RATS–NIGHT OF TERROR

Italian trashola from 1983 that sees sleaze maven Bruno Mattei, a.k.a. Vincent Dawn, take on the popular post-nuke genre with a dash of WILLARD (in the form of mutant rats)

RAT PFINK A BOO BOO

Take three murderous scumbags, two cut-rate superheroes, several rock and roll music numbers, some dumb-assed slapstick, a seemingly never-ending chase through the streets of LA, a guy in a cheesy gorilla suit and a final showdown in Topanga Canyon (whose scenery the director couldn’t resist) and you’ve got RAT PFINK A BOO BOO

GOING HOLLYWOOD

This book, written by the director of LUNATICS: A LOVE STORY and ALIEN APOCALYPSE, is required reading for anyone considering a filmmaking career

THE DEAD NEXT DOOR

This no-budget eighties zombie epic isn’t much from a technical standpoint but has a real low-rent charm, and enough creative bloodletting to fill a dozen mainstream gorefests

THE DARK

A disappointment. This 2004 film is plenty weird, yes, and fairly well made, but also clumsy and misconceived

IT’S ALIVE

The first entry of the IT’S ALIVE trilogy, and the most popular film by writer-producer-director Larry Cohen