BRAINSTORM

A film that, given the level of talent involved, shouldn’t be that awful—but I’m afraid BRAINSTORM really IS that awful

ARENA BRAINS

An avant-garde film in the guise of a music video compilation of a type that was once ubiquitous on VHS

ALIEN (1989)

No, not that ALIEN, but, rather, a Pakistani joyride from 1989 that has the distinction of being that country’s first special effects blockbuster

MAD GOD

A dialogue-free depiction of an otherworldly hellscape, peopled almost entirely with stop motion creatures