I BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS

France was the source of this 1984 Christmas themed atrocity, which is horrendous—albeit quite endearingly so

THE JOURNEY INSIDE

An amalgamation of educational drama and grade-Z science fiction that was the first ever non-documentary film made expressly for IMAX

CALIGULA

CALIGULA is of course the legendary Penthouse-financed historical porno epic, a one-of-a-kind debacle with a background as outrageous as the film itself

WOHI BHAYANAK RAAT

This film differs from other bad horror movies in that it’s a Bollywood horror movie. This means many large-scale musical numbers, much over the top melodrama, a two-and-a-half hour running time and a painfully low budget

WITCH WITH FLYING HEAD

A witch with a detachable head that flies around, complete with a spine and pulsating internal organs hanging from it? An evil wizard who secretes magic snakes from his eyes? If you’re laboring under the delusion that you’ve seen it all, this film is for you!

THE WHITE ALLIGATOR

Indonesian madness with a magic crocodile, a mystic queen, two mutant births, a blatant lift from THE EXORCIST, a homicidal tree, and much, much overall insanity

WHAT IS IT?

Q: What is the absolute WEIRDEST movie of the 00s? A: This ten-years-in-the-making cinemutation, the directorial debut of nutcase actor Crispin Glover

THE WATER SPIDER

This oddity, hailing from early 1970s France, is the only movie about a tiny water spider transforming into a full-sized woman that I know of

THE WARRIOR

A totally crazed martial arts fantasy, THE WARRIOR isn’t “good” by any means, but as surreal thrill-a-minute entertainment it’s hard to beat