BLACK CHRISTMAS

It’s probably wrong to criticize this book overmuch, as novelizations are by nature an extremely hasty and disreputable form of literature. It’s true that occasionally a novelization will transcend its limitations, but this one doesn’t.

BLOOD RAGE

Eighties splatter cheese, of note because it’s a rare example of Thanksgiving themed horror

I BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS

France was the source of this 1984 Christmas themed atrocity, which is horrendous—albeit quite endearingly so

THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, which is not to be confused with other better-known accounts bearing that title, is apparently quite revered in its native land, where it’s regularly read to children on Christmas Eve.

A MONSTER AT CHRISTMAS

Here’s an illustrated Christmas tale we can all enjoy, an extended 44-page poem about a little boy terrorized by toothy monsters that emerge from his closet on Christmas Eve.